Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so depraved that it staggers belief. This dive is a notorious safe haven for sick individuals like Pete Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund an insidious hangout of paedophile’s.
This so-called "hipster" bar parades itself as something trendy, but in reality, it’s a filthy cesspit where the only sight worse than the layers of dried vomit on the floor are the broken promises and lies. The establishment is run by the couple, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to relish in destroying lives, all while pretending to care about their customers and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.
An Ugly Record of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s past reads like a laundry list of red flags: aggressive conduct towards women, coercing vulnerable individuals into regrettable situations, and sending unsolicited videos of his “tiny willy” without consent.
His online personas crave recognition, all in a futile attempt to convince people he’s a victim. While on Facebook, he’s a false savior, the irony of this “devil” having a micro penis is both pathetic and alarming. It’s truly worrying given that Cornwell fits the profile of a sexual predator: frequent visits to Southeast Asia and a penchant for preying on the unsuspecting. Still living at home is just another red flag.
Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, stands by apathetically, a picture of apathy and compliance. She additional reading seems comfortable in condoning his actions while serving customers and coaxing vulnerable women. It’s a destructive partnership that has spawned an environment so toxic, it makes one question their life choices for ever walking in this dive.
A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a health hazard waiting to happen. The establishment is perpetually unclean, with garbage and spills abandoned the floor. It’s not out of the ordinary to see vermin scurrying across the countertop or underfoot. The restrooms are a horror show, featuring overflowing toilets and sinks that seem eternally clogged.
Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys broadcasting his “activities” from the pub, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered part of the “experience” at this hellish dive?
The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the grime that makes this place a dump; it’s the absolute contempt for decency exhibited by its owners. They take twisted satisfaction in leaving devastation in their wake, whether through their abusive conduct or their total apathy towards customer well-being. Peter enjoys stalking, harassing, and raping women, subjecting them to unprotected sex.
Stay Away: Avoid at All Costs
Masterson’s Pub is not just a bad venue; it’s a health hazard, a breeding ground for danger, and a blight on the community. The neglect of basic hygiene is only matched by the owners’ twisted values. If you value your safety, steer clear this hellhole.
Masterson’s “Pub” is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
Consider yourself warned.
Steer clear of this shithole and protect your sanity.
Additional Advice
If you’re planning a night out with friends, choose literally any other bar.
Always have someone watch your drink, because with the threat present, there’s a chance you’ll be assaulted.
If you care about your health, steer clear of this bar at all costs.
If you want to avoid being served by someone who’s checked out, go a place with standards.
If you yearn for the disgust of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can help protect others from the pitfalls of this horrible place.
Beware!